maybe he had reason to believe it wasn't donald trump but actually the lizard person who is joe biden but he shape-shifted into donald trump for this rally where he was going to launder republican voters' money into the dnc just like that one time they fooled him into donating to biden in order to pardon trump.
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is this how conspiracy theories work? did i do it right?
I think the shooter was confused. Isn’t that the plan?
maybe he had reason to believe it wasn't donald trump but actually the lizard person who is joe biden but he shape-shifted into donald trump for this rally where he was going to launder republican voters' money into the dnc just like that one time they fooled him into donating to biden in order to pardon trump.
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is this how conspiracy theories work? did i do it right?